lmao

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 03/26/2019 at 21:28 • Filed to: None

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my speedometer and tachometer stopped working. grand.

buy a toyota, they said.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/26/2019 at 21:56

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Put another cluster in 

someassemblyrequired > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/26/2019 at 22:11

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This wouldn’t have happened if you had bought a Celsior - it’s the L on the front that kills the reliability.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > pip bip - choose Corrour 03/26/2019 at 22:16

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They all have issues. All of them. That’s why there’s a rebuild service. Toyota fucking sucks at electronics somehow. I’m lucky I don’t have ECU issues as well.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/26/2019 at 22:19

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happened last year. Use waze so it will give your speed and memorize gear/rpms to speed. 

pip bip - choose Corrour > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/26/2019 at 22:19

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Unaware they have issues 

benjrblant > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/26/2019 at 22:35

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How long did you expect an electronic part from an early 90s/lte 80s designed car to last?

I think the implied part of the advice was “ buy a [not 20-30yr old 3-5 owner] car."

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/26/2019 at 22:55

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In terms of Jake things, this is comparatively small bananas.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/26/2019 at 23:10

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You don’t need those... just ‘go with the flow of traffic’.

And now I give you a melted speedometer...

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/26/2019 at 23:23

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expensive bananas.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > benjrblant 03/26/2019 at 23:26

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I’d expect an expensive toyota electrics to hold up at least as well as my ‘91 mazda economy sports car. Or my ‘93 nissan economy sports car. Or my ‘86 Ford cheap muscle car. Or my ‘98 base model Buick. Or my ‘98 Honda econobox with 350k miles on it. All of which retailed for <40% the LS400.

I’ll just stop being poor. Great idea why the fuck didn’t I think of that. Just drop $6k on a 130k 8 year old honda fit. it’s just that easy.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/26/2019 at 23:31

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Not as expensive as buying a car every five months 

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/26/2019 at 23:38

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it hasn’t been five months. Don’t get ahead of yourself.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/26/2019 at 23:43

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Will Jake keep his newest car for a few more weeks? Or will he buy this  LS-swapped toaster on his local Craigslist? Tune into OppoTV every Tuesday night to find out.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/26/2019 at 23:48

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LS swapped LS

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/26/2019 at 23:50

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Ugh. You bastard.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/27/2019 at 00:02

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In one of the Priuses that my work has the whole dash will occasionally just quit working. The only lights that work are the blinker arrows.

The “fix” is just disconnecting the battery for a minute. In the car’s defense it has 186,000 miles, and I think it’s 12 years old. 

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/27/2019 at 00:52

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“ In the car’s defense it has 186,000 miles, and I think it’s 12 years old.”

That’s nothing tho.  

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/27/2019 at 01:12

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welp...good thing you dont need those... if everyone keeps passing you’re to slow if you keep passing you’re too fast

if you’re ears start bleeding from the engine noise its probably time to shift up

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/27/2019 at 09:20

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if you can hear the engine in an LS400 something’s probably broken

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/27/2019 at 11:43

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Idk that’s a lot of city miles. Did I mention it was used for pizza delivery most of its life?